This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet
IT MAKES ME SO FRUSTRATED HOW I CANT CONTROL MY OWN FUCKING FEELINGS, THEYRE MINE WHY CANT I CONTROL THEM?!?!
*develops new crush* *looks up star sign compatibility instead of actually talking to them*
Phoenix Arizona is named after a bird on fire becuase if you look out your window that is what you’ll see there